Collection: Products

I am no longer available for things that make me feel miserable

I am not okay

I baked you some shut the fucupcakes

I believe in holding grudges I’ll heal in hell

I come with kids, bills & mental problems so you better stop waving at me

I don’t ask for much. I just need patience & a man that can last longer than fruit striped gum

I don’t have a resting bitch face, I’m just a bitch that needs rest

I don’t have enough energy to pretend I like you